Sep 17th, 2014
"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

(Source: thirddeadlysin, via nadiaraleigh12)

Sep 17th, 2014

notpetewentz:

i wanna talk for a second about how on their instagram post fall out boy said “she can pick up a guitar and know that it is a weapon”

they didnt use “he” to refer to their fans, they’re acknowledging that 90% of the people reading that quote identify as female and…

Sep 17th, 2014
musicals-are-punk-rock:

lightning-st0rm:

dantesbooty:

psht…hey kid…. u wanna buy some…. baguettes



i’m on mobile but please tell me that’s the gif of javert staring out the window
Sep 17th, 2014
180mph:

janemba:

Girls that should never use their limbs or joints! stack them up on top of each other and make a woman tower in honor of the sun god

Top 10 Creepshots Taken To Prove That Girls Shouldnt Bend Over Ever Or Someone Might Take Creepshots Of Them To Use In A Top 10 List
Sep 17th, 2014
Sep 17th, 2014
onlylolgifs:

karma vs dad
Sep 17th, 2014
"I urge you to please notice when you are happy."
— Kurt Vonnegut  (via adelineania)

(via maarkhoppus)

Sep 17th, 2014

neutroisenjolras:

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

(via nadiaraleigh12)

Sep 17th, 2014
Sep 17th, 2014
boys-and-suicide:

weird-amphibious-dolphin:

kiei:

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

This was a ride from beginning to end

This was so entertaining to watch
Sep 16th, 2014
Sep 16th, 2014
"I don’t have the right name, or the right looks, but I have twice the heart."

Fall Out Boy (via hqlines)

 

(via kushandwizdom)

(via kushandwizdom)

Sep 16th, 2014

ohawkguy:

ossricchau:

jack the ripper has been identified after 126 years, and if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit- you’re wrong.

image

(via metalgreek)

Sep 16th, 2014
Sep 16th, 2014
larstheyeti:

Only a couple days left in the heart and brain kickstarter: http://yetikickstarter.com